Scene Eight: Beach Party Celebration - Cheesy laugh-In style jokes.
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Scene 8-1: Confetti rains down as cocktail glasses float into the screen. SIXTIES pop music begins to pump up and down the street.

Scene 8-2-8-6: Scantily clad men and women join our heroes in their celebratory dance: a SIXTIES beach-party-style gala with groovy colors and lights, and with all the characters doing popular Sixties dance moves. Suddenly during the festivities the music stops, the whole crowd pauses, and in classic Laugh-In style the characters set-up jokes and slam the punch lines home.

NATASHA:

How many agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

AGENT ZERO:

None, we do our best work in the dark.

Scene 8-3: NATASHA gets spun as the music and dancing begins. A FEMALE DANCER starts dancing with AGENT ZERO until again the music and dancing pauses.

FEMALE DANCER:

Why'd the Secret agent cross the road?

AGENT ZERO:

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you

Scene 8-4: La-la-la the music goes nutso then stops as a FEMALE DANCER sways up to AGENT ZERO...

FEMALE DANCER:

I see Russian double-agent Natasha keeps giving you the slip.

AGENT ZERO:

    (Smiles and holds up a piece of women's clothing)
Yes-this is the second time and it still doesn't fit!

Scene 8-5: Music gyrates to a fever pitch-girl and boy dancers go mad-and then whammo, the music stops...

MALE DANCER:

So Natasha, I've heard that your hands are registered as lethal weapons?

NATASHA:

(Turns toward the audience, chest forward and says matter-of-factly,)
Are you sure it was my hands?

Scene Nine: Megabomb Explosion.
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Scene 9-1: The dance approaches a fever pitch when suddenly once again the music comes to a screeching halt. Suddenly NATASHA and AGENT ZERO scream in unison as a jagged red and yellow thought-balloon fills the screen.

Scene 9-2: CUT to the Megabomb just in time to see the fuse disappear and trigger the explosives.  And then with a BOOM!!!! There is a deafening roar as the bomb explodes the vault into flames.

Scene Ten: Bomb Aftermath.
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Scene 10-1: As the explosion turns to smoke we see a CLOSE-UP of our heroes soot-covered faces. Agent Zero sounds surprised as NATASHA coughs little puffs of smoke. Agent Zero then puts on his glasses as they make a funny martini joke.

AGENT ZERO: